I am injured!!!

Finally decided to take on the mammoth task of cleaning my kitchen late last night in the company of Naomi. Broke a glass trying to clean it, making a small but rather deep cut on my right hand index finger knuckle. It bled quite a bit. Considering the rather exposed placement of the cut and the fact that I am a very slow healer we decided I might need some stitches, so Naomi kindly drove me to the hospital where I was taken care of by an awesome funny badass-looking flirtily bossy nurse that we both fell in love with. Three stitches! I have never had any before so the stitches themselves are pretty exciting, but today my hand just hurts a lot and I can't pick up heavy things or open bottles, and that's not exciting at all, only annoying. And I can't even see the stitches under the bandages. >:/

But the nurse might still have been worth it. Such a dreamboat.